I once had a friend tell me “the toilet is so clean you could eat off it” after it was cleaned.
That stuck with me, much like the pieces of poo that never seen to remove themselves from my stained teeth. Golly, if only those that made fun of my stained teeth know what had been in them – and where my unkempt nasty long fingernails have been. Men with long dirty fingernails are usually freaks of the grandest order, disgusting indeed like Darrell, a guy I once knew with dingleberries hanging out his asshole that I loved chewing on … And I’m not an exception to that rule whatsoever.
My friend and I xo. He loves taking huge dumps in my willing mouth.
Every time I see a public toilet being cleaned, I feel this urge to mix my food in the water and eat off it. In fact, I’m embarassed to admit it, but I love eating off DIRTY toilet bpwns even more (and tasting what the last guy left behind).
This site doesn’t have any full face videos of me as yet, but that will change very shortly xo. My goal is to be on my pal Philip Schofields companys TV show “The Morning Show”. I’m doing all I can to get their attention, including share all my posts to their X ID. Hopefully Philip will get me noticed via the contacts Im sure he still has there.
Here is the rough template for the next video –
I aim on a full face, frontal, full body video of me doing the following
– praising black cocks and their superior race while hating immigrants in public, but that insecurity making me want them even more. This will be elucidated clearly and verbally while I…
– pick up sandwiches that I used to scrub the dirty toilet bowl of a PUBLIC – important – toilet – video must show me doing this and …
– … Then pee on them, and eat them, at least five bites while …
– … Chewing each bite for at least a while , bare min of 1 minute by the clock, and … Praise Master Mike in all regards, financial, fetish, books otherwise but it will all be true praise as I have written about him before, for instance, of the books being absolutely and utterly worth it in all regards, well written etc.
… The video will End with a brief quote on my misadventures that led to jail time and how I’m such a pathetic weak FAT fuck.
I’ll be thinking of my Masters smelly balls and hairy asshole while doing all this.
Let me know what you lovelies think of this cow’s idea!
Often times after dinner i have to “go” myself. I’m fat and flatulent, no wonder the ozone layer is decreasing by leaps and bounds but as stated in a prior post I do my bit for the Environment by never using toilet paper. In fact i don’t believe in it like i wrote here. I use my hand to clean like they did in the days of yore in Asia,but what makes putting my fingers in shit more special? I use my right hand and usually just wipe them on my pink undies when done without washing them with soap. Then I’ll continue slurping down dinner as usual. Oh my.
Maybe I’ll include this in my video for you too. X
If you’ve ever shaken my hands, hee hee! You know now why they were smelling of cowdung later.
Xo
Gavin the cow from clifton
