So often I get bored when I am not working. One game that I love to play by myself is public toilet performance. I pick out a public toilet, usually in a very busy place like a shopping centre or a big supermarket, anywhere that is likely to attract a lot of foot traffic. I gather up a selection of clothes, and maybe some sex toys like my handcuffs, my dildo and my clamps, then I find an empty stall, preferably one that has not recently been cleaned so it has pee and toilet roll all over the place. I lock the door behind me, strip myself completely naked (except my chastity cage which I can’t take off) and if I have some, put on some girly clothes. I will often soak panties or a bra in the toilet water before I put it on.

The next fun comes from kneeling on that dirty floor, feeling the pools of pee soak into whatever is on my legs, hoping that the loose toilet roll on the floor doesn’t have too many poo stains on it. I can then kneel over the toilet bowl and scoop up some of the toilet water to splash onto my face. Rub it in my hair to get it nice and wet.

Once I have had my wash, I like to sit on the toilet rim, not the seat so that my butt can get as far into the bowel as possible. I can then take a really good poo, feeling it splash back against my body, painting my ass with brown flecks. I’m a firm believer that toilet roll is for other people, so once I’ve done pooing, I pull up my undies and push them up against my ass so it all gets soaked up nicely.

Now I am all clean and empty, it’s time for the performance. If I have my clamps, I will put those on, if I have my dildo, it goes into my dirty hole, and I’ll cuff one of my hands. Before I cuff the other, I’ll sit on the toilet seat, pull back the lock on the door until it is almost unlocked, so it kind of looks unlocked from outside but will put up a little resistance, then I will lean back, cuff my other hand behind my back and raise my legs so I am wide open to anyone who may try the door and come in.

I will often stay like this until I get too horny with the dildo inside me, then I have to get to my trousers pocket with the handcuff keys in it. Once I free myself, I’ll change back to my male clothes, often leaving the soiled panties on, before pushing my head as far into the toilet as I can, right up close to the poo, before flushing and giving myself a swirly.

I just love a public toilet! If you are in Cardiff and you see me going into a public toilet, this is probably what I am doing. Give me 10 minutes then try the door, you never know!