I’ve been a terrible cow over the past week. I keep thinking I’ll ignore Master Sir so he doesn’t expose my nasty and illegal activities. I disobeyed pretty much every order, even the reasonable ones, I was given. But it never works. I keep lying like the addicted cow I am despite knowing it never…

I’ve been on holiday for the past two days and have had a chance to cow think. I drank a 4 pack of the Guinness beer Master told me yesterday. Kind of liked it by the time I was done. A bottle of cheap whisky, and 22 tablets again. I’m starting all over again on…

X Gabriella

Madam VP Kamala Harris is such a Goddess as I’ve said before in a long post. The first two lines are longer than my cow pee pee. I just heard where Donald said he wants to ban cows. Oh my! Actually he said Kamala would, but who cares. Donald is against the illegal immigrants that…

So many dominating men, so many long dongs, so much abuse! It might sound pathetic and I am that, of course, but like I keep telling Master whose engraved mooing into me to the point it’s as natural and unconscious and regular as breathing, I got severe beatdowns by the inmates when I mooed at…

I still remember those burly officers that took me in the past time I violated my restraining order and put me in jail. One knocked me to the ground as I tried escaping. Oh my. All I could think of at the time was kissing their uniformed (I wish!) crotches and licking their police shoes.…

I once had a friend tell me “the toilet is so clean you could eat off it” after it was cleaned. That stuck with me, much like the pieces of poo that never seen to remove themselves from my stained teeth. Golly, if only those that made fun of my stained teeth know what had…

…oh my. Master is truly disgusted at me, as he should be. But I have to be honest.y infatuation with Philip Schofield is much the same as with Huw Edwards, except I just adore his balls that much more. They just smell so nice! XO! I think they’re both so cute and manly. I admire…

See below – He was Truly so manly, had such a big butt! Oh my! I often take my own undies and panties off and sniff them, the area where my balls and asshole are especially. I often pick dingleberries out of my ass and savor them too. X I know readers will love this…

I heard it’s very widely used in India for various purposes. Ayurveda maintains drinking cow pee is very healthy and I believe the same about cow poo. I’ve had it straight from the source as the cow was “doing” and it just feels wonderful splattered on my face. Ill post pics of me later in…